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| Jalan Alor intersection has many massage parlors - but none will jerk you off.. |
Some of you probably noticed I've been way out of action on this blog. Well that's because I've been way too busy over at my temporary home in Malaysia on some side projects.
Sometimes I know guys just want a simple hand relief followed by a decent massage to work out the kinks on the shoulders and knots on the legs.
With a little bit of searching on this blog you'll notice that there are plenty of places to get your rocks off in Malaysia, particularly in its capital city Kuala Lumpur. But I do get a lot of cheap assed readers on this blog who do not want to pay for full service (you all know who you are).
One question I get ask a lot is where one can go find massage shops offering up hand jobs in Bukit Bintang area.
Bukit Bintang is probably the busiest area in all of Kuala Lumpur with many businesses, shops and hotels. So no wonder you'll find a large concentration of tourists in the area. And where there are tourists there will be hands to jerk them off.
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| The biggest room ever I got a hand job in - Genesis Health Spa |
So if you're reading this you're probably wondering where you can go to get your salami massaged. First I'll let you know that about 95% of massage shops you see on streets of Bukit Bintang do not offer extras. A quick look at the old Chinese aunties and uncles in colored polo shirts outside of the massage shops is a sign you won't find what you need.
This figure is in no way scientific but it is very well known that a vast majority of massage shops with massage staff with colored uniforms do not offer extras. But there are shops that do and they are quite few.
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| 95% of massage shops located in Bukit Bintang are strict no sex massage shops |
I can't tell you now many times I gone to a no sex massage shop in Bukit Bintang and hearing guys ask for extras, only to hear they don't do that. I'd bet that would be one awkward moment.
If you want a massage with a hand job finish your best bet is to go to the mens' health spas I've reviewed around KL. Even though those types of establishments offer full service they offer massage and hand relief. Just go in and ask.
For instance I went to Genesis Health Massage. I asked for a massage and hand job. Just speak to the papasan. Oil massage was 98RM ($23USD) for 1 hour. And you get girls with decent massage skills. The hand job price is separate and you discuss the price with your massage girl. Genesis massage girls I encounter ask for 100RM which to me is not expensive. So I don't haggle. You can try if you want, it never hurts.
On the streets of Bukit Bintang, particularly Jalan Bukit Bintang and down and intersection along Jalan Alor you will come across main land Chinese women holding massage menus. You'll definitely get a hand job from them. How much they charge I have no clue because to me they are not too attractive. But my guess is it won't be as expensive as going to a mens' health spa.
