Chaleena Hotel, Bangkok, Ramkanghaeng

Although the Chaleena hotel is advertised as a 4 star hotel property, those days have long gone by! The rooms are small, clips in the wall aren't fixed, the tapestry is falling off the walls and the rooms have a strong tobacco smell.

Having said that, it's extremely close to the Ramkanghaeng Uni and the sports stadium. If yu need to be in this area, the hotel may suit your needs.

The breakfast isn't great but edible, a typical Asian buffet.

The hotel is cheap in case you need to be in the area.

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The Penthouse Hotel Review - A Pattaya Hotel with Girls

This post is dedicated to the lazy guys who can't or don't have the inclination to step out of their hotel to find Thai hookers in Pattaya. You're welcome.

There are a few obvious guest friendly hotels in central Pattaya that are not far at all from where all the go go bars are located with a supply of in house hookers.

The first comes highly recommend from several degenerate friends who've stayed at the Penthouse Hotel located on Soi Pattaya Land 2. It's the city's gay nightlife area but don't worry if you're not gay there is also plenty of straight action surrounding the Penthouse Hotel.

Penthouse Hotel  on Soi Pattaya Land 2

This is not and I repeat not a family hotel. This hotel has a strict no one under aged 18 allowed. The rooms inside of the hotel are geared towards satisfying a men's fantasies. There are stripper poles, pillows and padded furnitures throughout their rooms so guests can basically screw everywhere in the room. And for god sakes the rooms are even sound proofed so you can blast the volume while watching the in house porn movies.

So what else the hotel provide for guests to ensure a more pleasurable stay? Yup, they have hookers that work in house but are found in the Kitten Club next to the hotel. Though you can always take the ones you've hired from a go go bar or one or two freelancers on Beach Road which is a short walk from the hotel.

And next to the Kitten Club is Obsessions a ladyboy club and yes indeed the Penthouse Hotel is a ladyboy friendly hotel too.

If you want to go all out with a couple of friends you can always book a Babylon Spa Party Deluxe room which cost 9000THB a night breakfast included. It has 2 king sized beds and yes big jacuzzis to mess around in.

Otherwise their standard rooms cost around 1700THB per night with breakfast too. And their standard rooms are around 35 square meters which is ample space to have fun with bar girls. This is a really popular hotel for all the obvious reasons so I recommend booking in advance.

For rates and reviews check out Penthouse Hotel Pattaya.