Aloha Hotel Hat Yai

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai

During our recent visit to Hat Yai we stayed at the Aloha Hotel Hat Yai.

The Aloha Hotel Hat Yai is very centrally located in downtown Hat Yai, within walking distance of the railway station but also near the shopping malls and plenty of restaurants, bars shops and the famous market is also only two blocks away.

It's interesting to stroll around and the streets are lively and busy and it's fun to watch all the hustle and bustle going on with a very international mix of visitors, many Malaysian people visit, but also Chinese and Western tourists can be found.

It was sad to see the amount of shark fins for sale and the shark fin soup at the various Chinese oriented restaurants.

The hotel is straightforward, no luxury but does the job and has everything you need, a/c, a fridge and good wifi. The restaurant serves an Asian breakfast, nothing fancy but good enough to fill your stomach in the morning. 

We were on the ninth floor and had a nice view over the city.

A nice touch is their parking area, with an entrance at the other side of the block, a back entrance, since parking can be tricky in that part of town, it's always busy there during the day time.

It all served out purpose and it was convenient for us. If you're in Hat Yai for a short stay, I can recommend this hotel.

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Aloha hotel Hat Yai guest room

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai twin guest room

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai guest room interior

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai exclusive room interior

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai exterior, front entrance

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok

The Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok is conveniently located within close range to the new shopping mall 'Terminal 21'. This is in turn within walking distance from the BTS sky train and subway system in Bangkok. It's located smack down in the middle of town with access to pretty much everything you may need in this city.

Nightlife is nearby, shopping opportunities are almost more than you can handle, the restaurant scene is great and almost all other mayor points of interest in the city are nearby.

Luxury and convenience are also included in the hotel, which makes it an ideal and smart choice for a centrally located and luxurious hotel in the city.

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Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok, Guest room

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok, Guest room

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok, suite room

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok, swimming pool

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok, Kids Club

3 Straight Nights of Dragon Massage at Bond (formerly Saboon) Spa

This blog post is about a trip I'm on in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Once in awhile I'll travel outside of Thailand and write about the whorehouses I visit. If you haven't fooled around in KL before and looking for some different flavors, I really recommend hopping over there for some fun.

On this trip to KL, I was turned out to a different variety of happy ending massage by a friend who's been showing me around KL's nightlife. It's called the Dragon massage. It's weird, but if you've never experienced before, you'll either hate it or end up liking it!

What's a Dragon Massage?

I mentioned not too long ago on my page about Bukit Bintang sex saunas that there were some changes. That Saboon Spa, which is my #1 spot for finding Chinese, Vietnamese and even Thai hookers has changed their name to Bond Spa.

So, I went over to Bond Spa to check out what else has changed besides its name. And of course I went over to get laid with some fine looking girls which they are most well known for.

Even all around you'll still see the Saboon name along with the newer name. One minor change however is the food menu. It's not as extensive as before so today you have about 12 items to choose from.

But of course I didn't go there just for the food, sauna and jacuzzis. Though this time around the jacuzzis looked a little dirtier.

Anyways, back to the girls. So for 3 nights in a row I went over to Bond Spa to check out their Dragon Girl Massage Service.

This is a kind of service provided by pretty looking young Chinese girls. If you can't speak Mandarin like me there could be a bit of difficulty communicating, so remember these girls can't speak English.

Also girls that provide Dragon Massage do a lot of work compared to the regular girls on Bond Spa's lineup. And from my experience each and every girl performs differently sexually. And nearly all of the girls perform oral with no condoms in the showers. But for the intercourse a rubber on your little brother is a must!

But first I'll give you a bit of a refresher on how you can take a look at their available girls as well as.

The Line Up

You can ask the papasan, or Captains as they are called in Malaysia to take a look at their available girls. They can call them all down to the cafe area, which is what most guys do. They will all stand right in front of you. And there will be other guys in the area checking out the ladies as well.  You see what you like, just tell the Captain.

A Little More Privacy

To be honest this is my preferred way of checking out their girls. You can tell the Captain you would like to see the girls up stairs. The Captain will oblige and take you to a private room upstairs where girls will gather to meet you. They will again line up in front of you.  And you just pick who you like.

Photos

If you get on really well with the Captain he will show you photos of girls on his cell phone. Now this isn't really my preferred way. Because most pictures, actually every photos have been altered one way or the other.

However, again, if you really get on well with the Captain, they will show you girls that have just arrived in town. And these Captains will eventually clue in on what kind of girls you like; slim, tall, long hair or short hair, they'll figure it out and set you up.

There is one Captain I always have help me out and so far he has picked out a lot of winners for me. I do not recommend anybody picking out a girl if they do not know you however.

The First Night

I chose this 21 year old girl from Hubei China, she was tallish with very white smooth skin and long black hair. She didn't have much of an ass, like most Chinese girls. She had a very nice set of tits though. Her face was quite pretty even though I know she had a lot of makeup on her face.

These massage beds are in all the showers but are never used. I wonder why?

First off is the shower of course. All these girls will clean you up. They will also pay particular attention to your asshole too. It's for a good reason.

Once shower is done it's off to the bed, facedown first. One of the techniques these dragon massage girls start off with is the cat bath. It's basically the girl using her tongue and entire mouth (every girl has a different technique) all over your backside.

This 21 year old from Hubei China alternated with hot and cold water in her mouth and she would swirl her tongue all over my backside. I have to admit, it was quite a stimulating erotic sensation.

When that was done I was instructed to get on all fours. Yes, this is where she will eat out your asshole. Guys, I'm only doing this for research purposes, so if you are sickened by this you can you know what. Just one of the reasons why I tell guys why they shouldn't kiss hookers.

Anyways the tongue in my ass was interesting. Really it was and not in a gay way. Anyways once the rimming was over I was asked to turn over for another treat. A bareback blowjob. And who doesn't like those.

From there the condom goes on and you can guess what happens next.

Every room has these in the shower rooms but they're never used. All the action  happens on bed.

Second Night - Different Dragon Massage Girl

The next night I had the Captain chose a tall 19 year old girl from Shenzhen, China. She had arrived the night before and ready for action. I only saw her on a photo the night before but I trusted my Captain's instinct.

When I went up to the room to meet my girl I was a happy customer. She wasn't super hot but she was cute and really looked good with nice curves that most China girls don't have.

She did everything that the first girl did. But during the cat bath she did something weird, as if the whole experience doesn't sound too weird for guys reading these kinds of sexual experiences for the very first time. She slipped on these form fitting plastic bags over my feet and started sucking on my toes with a mouthful of hot water in her mouth. Did if feel good to me? No because it was too weird.

Next was the anal licking. She sprayed something which I'm assuming is some sort of antiseptic. Cause my bum hole had a burning sensation. She also sprayed into her mouth too and started to go right on. At no point, as far as I know, will these girls put a finger in your ass.

Next up was the obligatory BJ which she did well. During sex though I do have to say she was really tight. Too tight and I think she just has that muscle to help her squeeze on tight. It was very pleasurable and one of my top 5 dragon massage experience ever in Kuala Lumpur.

Third Night - Yet another Dragon Massage

This time around I decided I will choose a girl on my own. After some time in the sauna and a small meal I asked the Captain to take me up so I can take a look at the available dragon massage girls.

About 10 girls came out. Two caught my eye. But the one that I chose looked younger. But after we went to the room I found out that she was 28. Which there's nothing wrong with that. Though she looked 22 or 23 at most. I guess it was her very smooth white skin and perky tits that gave her that youthful look.

She didn't spend a lot of time like the other girls did when it came to tossing salad. I don't think she liked it that much. But eating out a customer's asshole is part of the dragon massage package.

She was really nice and a good girlfriend experience from the start, which I know is what a lot of guys look for. Even though there is a huge language barrier issue these girls don't get frustrated. After all they know you're at Bond Spa to get you're there to get your rocks off.

The dragon massage starts off the same way but her BJ skills was really top notch. And a real pro too as she pretty much took control of everything and enjoyed it all as much as I did.

Never once have I ever had bad service over at Bond Spa. Just remember, dragon massage service cost 338RM for an hour of time with the girl. This price includes use of the sauna facilities and free meals in the cafe area.

Srichada Hotel, Khao Lak

During my recent stay in Khao Lak for the November 2015 PADI IDC I stayed at Srichada Hotel, Khao Lak for the first time and I was pleased with it.

The location is excellent, many restaurants and shops are within walking distance and the dive center I work with is next door.

The room was also good, big, clean and everything I need, a fridge, hot water in the shower, a table for my computer with wifi and a nice balcony with a view over the mountains at the back. The rooms in the back are quieter compared to the rooms at the road side.

With 33 rooms they have a choice, with options for air conditioned rooms or fan rooms and breakfast is included.

There's also a parking lot, so very convenient indeed. The beach is about a 10-15 minute walk away and the hotel does not have a pool.

A great option if you book a live aboard trip departing from Khao Lak for a very reasonable price or if you are staying in town and don't need something fancy but convenient for a good price.

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Guest room

Guest room

Exterior with the rooms at the back, with the parking area at Srichada Hotel, Khao Lak

Exterior with the restaurant

Balcony at my room

Finding Thai Girls Off the Beaten Path

Here's a place I went often. A shame it's closing down.

A lot of keen readers have asked me where they can go where no other foreign sex tourists has gone before, except for me I suppose. Because I have mentioned many times that what you see in Bangkok's red light districts such as Patpong, Nana and Soi Cowboy are just a tip of the iceberg.

There are places where Thai locals go for female company. These places are not as huge as the foreign centered pussy hunting grounds though.

Many small single venues can be found all around the outskirts of Bangkok, where there are no convenient MRT or BTS stations. Not even public buses go to those areas. You'll have to have your own set of wheels to venture out to these places.

These types of establishments are not go go bars. And not really a Thai G Club or gentleman's club because it's not as high classed nor pricey. But the girls are just as pretty however. At night they will sit outside in tight fitting outfits to attract customers.

Today many of these clubs on the outskirts of Bangkok are closing down however. About 4 of my favorites have shut down in the last 5 years. The one pictured above is the 5th. But I know many of the girls have found new employment at popular Thai G clubs.

I'll probably get some emails why I haven't mentioned these places earlier. It's because these places are far off and not easy to find nor get to if you don't know the area or speak the language. Another is, they don't really welcome foreigners unless you can speak Thai. Plus the local Thai men won't be happy if they see a bunch of foreigners invading their space.

I'm just one guy and sometimes I'll bring one along which they tolerate but I think more than that they'll have a word with management. Or with me.

A lot of these places are closing down due to lack of business. As you probably know by now the Thai economy isn't doing all too great. Local men with money are spending less and the ones with shit loads of money usually go to the bigger Thai G Clubs in central Bangkok.

Plus girls these days are wiser, meaning they know where to go work where drink commissions are higher. They can make as much money pushing overpriced alcoholic drinks without selling their bodies than most freelancers and bar girls. This is true if the girl is highly desirable.

Best 5 Hotels in Nana Red Light District 2015

Every time around this year I see a huge spike on visits to my websites. So I know plenty of perverts out there are planning on visiting Bangkok's and Pattaya's red light districts soon.

But on this particular post I'll be focusing on 5 hooker friendly hotels in the Nana red light district. To give you a refresher, this red light district is centered around Nana Entertainment Plaza. Adjacent to NEP are plenty of places to find street pussy for sale. Thais, Russians, Africans and ladyboys you name it are plentiful in the Nana area.

Which is why I know a lot of guys are focused on getting a good hotel in walking distance to everything including places to load up on booze. In if you plan on staying right in Nana you're not too far away from the BTS train station and you can walk to Soi Cowboy in about 10 to 15 minutes.

Though there are many budget and high end hotels in the Nana red light district that allow hookers to visit guest rooms, I've picked out 5 of which I know are very good choices. So I've mixed in a few names of budget hotels along with a couple of quality hotels where you can stay and enjoy your time in Bangkok.

1. The Majestic Grande - I've been recommending this guest friendly hotel since it opened 10 years ago. And now after a renovation in 2013 it's been updated and even before the renovation it was still a fine 4 star hotel. Though today it's still just a bit more expensive but not by much. What makes this a real gem of a hotel though is it's just a short walk to NEP, less than 3 minutes so plenty of hookers throughout that area can be found. A night at the Majestic will set you back about 3000THB per night with taxes.

2. The Grand President - Located between Nana and Soi Cowboy red light district the Grand President was one of the hotels I enjoyed staying in all those years ago before I got my own place. And a friend told me it was renovated a couple of years ago as well. It's a 4 star hotel but it's got these crazy budget rates. Last I checked a standard room cost 1800THB to 2100THB a night with taxes.

3. On 8 Sukhumvit - This is the hotel to be if you want to be able to hop not the BTS train quickly. It's also located between Nana and Soi Cowboy though it's a lot closer to Nana. The rooms are smaller but the quality is decent for as a 2 star hotel. Lots of people like this hotel too as it's very convenient. Their cheapest rooms cost around 2100THB per night with taxes and usually includes breakfast.

4. iCheck Inn Nana Bangkok - Here's one of the cheapie hooker friendly hotels I always recommend. It cost around 1600THB a night with taxes included. The room is a bit small at 22 square meters but that's plenty of space for you and your flavor of the night. Very no frills but it's clean and quality is good. It's located on Sukhumvit Soi 7/1 so you can walk to Nana in about 3 minutes.

5. Legacy Express Sukhumvit - This is another good budget option that is close to NEP. A room here will set you back around 1550THB but the room is slightly larger here at 27 square meters so not a bad deal at all.

The Biggest Mistakes Newbies Must Avoid

Sound Advice From Yours Truly

There are many different reasons why guys come to Thailand. But the main reason is the relative ease of finding a young Thai honey to keep you company. Finding Thai street hookers and brothels filled with young ladies willing to slather copious amounts of oil while getting you off is a huge temptation. Hell it's one of the reasons why I came here.

But some guys, mostly the newbies, take their relationship with a Thai hooker to a whole different level. Some take them out to expensive dates. Buy them expensive gifts. Some guys tip more than half and I've known a few newbies tip more then the hookers' asking rate. And some guys, the overly sensitive ones, even shed a tear when they hear a sad story about a hookers horrible life.

Now I'm not saying you should be a total asshole to the ladies.  I'm just saying there is a fine line between what you've come to Thailand to do and getting a full on girlfriend.

You keep spoiling a hooker by showering her with gifts and throwing money at her she's going to think you've got a serious thing for her. That's just how she's going to see it. Even when you're just being a nice. They'll get attached to you in no time. If that's your goal then go for it.

But when it comes time for you to dump her you're going to wonder why she has suddenly become a psycho.

I know most newbies have the goal of banging as many hookers as they can. Which is kinda hard if you have one hooker always keeping an eye on you, the golden ticket. Believe it or not, these ladies will get attached, especially the younger girls who are newer to the sex industry and therefore not as jaded.

So to run it all down, if your goal is to screw a lot of girls, don't let one get too attached to you. Your phone will be running off the hook if they can't get in touch with you. You'll get text messages nagging you to contact them. And it's worse if they see you in any of the hunting grounds.

Keep your relationship the way it's supposed to be. You pay for her time and that's all. But I know there will be guys who want to look for that Thai girlfriend experience. If that's your goal then go for it. However, I highly suggest that you do not lead them on and make them think that you're the guy that's going to take them out of the game and take care of them financially.