Getting Hand Jobs in Kuala Lumpur

Jalan Alor intersection has many massage parlors - but none will jerk you off..

Some of you probably noticed I've been way out of action on this blog. Well that's because I've been way too busy over at my temporary home in Malaysia on some side projects.

Sometimes I know guys just want a simple hand relief followed by a decent massage to work out the kinks on the shoulders and knots on the legs.

With a little bit of searching on this blog you'll notice that there are plenty of places to get your rocks off in Malaysia, particularly in its capital city Kuala Lumpur. But I do get a lot of cheap assed readers on this blog who do not want to pay for full service (you all know who you are).

One question I get ask a lot is where one can go find massage shops offering up hand jobs in Bukit Bintang area.

Bukit Bintang is probably the busiest area in all of Kuala Lumpur with many businesses, shops and hotels. So no wonder you'll find a large concentration of tourists in the area. And where there are tourists there will be hands to jerk them off.

The biggest room ever I got a hand job in - Genesis Health Spa

So if you're reading this you're probably wondering where you can go to get your salami massaged. First I'll let you know that about 95% of massage shops you see on streets of Bukit Bintang do not offer extras. A quick look at the old Chinese aunties and uncles in colored polo shirts outside of the massage shops is a sign you won't find what you need.

5% of the shops that do provide hand jobs are located further away from the main drag of Jalan Alor and Jalan Bukit Bintang. But I will tell you straight off that you don't want to go to those massage shops. Girls inside are weathered and way too ugly.

This figure is in no way scientific but it is very well known that a vast majority of massage shops with massage staff with colored uniforms do not offer extras. But there are shops that do and they are quite few.

95% of massage shops located in Bukit Bintang are strict no sex massage shops

I can't tell you now many times I gone to a no sex massage shop in Bukit Bintang and hearing guys ask for extras, only to hear they don't do that. I'd bet that would be one awkward moment.

If you want a massage with a hand job finish your best bet is to go to the mens' health spas I've reviewed around KL. Even though those types of establishments offer full service they offer massage and hand relief. Just go in and ask.

For instance I went to Genesis Health Massage. I asked for a massage and hand job. Just speak to the papasan. Oil massage was 98RM ($23USD) for 1 hour. And you get girls with decent massage skills. The hand job price is separate and you discuss the price with your massage girl. Genesis massage girls I encounter ask for 100RM which to me is not expensive. So I don't haggle. You can try if you want, it never hurts.

On the streets of Bukit Bintang, particularly Jalan Bukit Bintang and down and intersection along Jalan Alor you will come across main land Chinese women holding massage menus. You'll definitely get a hand job from them. How much they charge I have no clue because to me they are not too attractive. But my guess is it won't be as expensive as going to a mens' health spa.

247 Boutique Hotel, Pattaya

247 Boutique Hotel, Pattaya

The 247 Boutique Hotel, Pattaya or the twenty four seven Boutique Hotel is centrally located in Soi Honey, near second road and near the beach of Pattaya. The beach is just a five minute walk away, as is Central Festival, the big shopping mall. There are tons of restaurants around and if you're looking for night life, you will find that you're in the middle of it. Walking street is just a few minutes away as well by the the ten Baht taxi

The hotel itself delivers a good service with rather small but excellent rooms for a good online rate. The rooms are fairly new and have all you need, from an a/c to a mini fridge and a nice 'in the room' shower with glass windows.

Breakfast is adequate and is across the road and does the job. Just eb aware that there is construction going on at the moment at the back, where most of the rooms are, so during the daytime it's slightly noisy.

The 247 Boutique Hotel, Pattaya is a very good choice though and delivers good quality for the fair price you pay compared to other Pattaya hotels.

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247 Boutique Hotel, Pattaya; Guest room

247 Boutique Hotel, Pattaya; Guest room

247 Boutique Hotel, Pattaya; Guest room

247 Boutique Hotel, Pattaya; Mini suite

247 Boutique Hotel, Pattaya; swimming pool on the roof

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai

During our recent visit to Hat Yai we stayed at the Aloha Hotel Hat Yai.

The Aloha Hotel Hat Yai is very centrally located in downtown Hat Yai, within walking distance of the railway station but also near the shopping malls and plenty of restaurants, bars shops and the famous market is also only two blocks away.

It's interesting to stroll around and the streets are lively and busy and it's fun to watch all the hustle and bustle going on with a very international mix of visitors, many Malaysian people visit, but also Chinese and Western tourists can be found.

It was sad to see the amount of shark fins for sale and the shark fin soup at the various Chinese oriented restaurants.

The hotel is straightforward, no luxury but does the job and has everything you need, a/c, a fridge and good wifi. The restaurant serves an Asian breakfast, nothing fancy but good enough to fill your stomach in the morning. 

We were on the ninth floor and had a nice view over the city.

A nice touch is their parking area, with an entrance at the other side of the block, a back entrance, since parking can be tricky in that part of town, it's always busy there during the day time.

It all served out purpose and it was convenient for us. If you're in Hat Yai for a short stay, I can recommend this hotel.

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Aloha hotel Hat Yai guest room

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai twin guest room

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai guest room interior

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai exclusive room interior

Aloha Hotel Hat Yai exterior, front entrance

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok

The Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok is conveniently located within close range to the new shopping mall 'Terminal 21'. This is in turn within walking distance from the BTS sky train and subway system in Bangkok. It's located smack down in the middle of town with access to pretty much everything you may need in this city.

Nightlife is nearby, shopping opportunities are almost more than you can handle, the restaurant scene is great and almost all other mayor points of interest in the city are nearby.

Luxury and convenience are also included in the hotel, which makes it an ideal and smart choice for a centrally located and luxurious hotel in the city.

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Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok, Guest room

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok, Guest room

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok, suite room

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok, swimming pool

Grande Centre Point Hotel Terminal 21, Bangkok, Kids Club

3 Straight Nights of Dragon Massage at Bond (formerly Saboon) Spa

This blog post is about a trip I'm on in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Once in awhile I'll travel outside of Thailand and write about the whorehouses I visit. If you haven't fooled around in KL before and looking for some different flavors, I really recommend hopping over there for some fun.

On this trip to KL, I was turned out to a different variety of happy ending massage by a friend who's been showing me around KL's nightlife. It's called the Dragon massage. It's weird, but if you've never experienced before, you'll either hate it or end up liking it!

What's a Dragon Massage?

I mentioned not too long ago on my page about Bukit Bintang sex saunas that there were some changes. That Saboon Spa, which is my #1 spot for finding Chinese, Vietnamese and even Thai hookers has changed their name to Bond Spa.

So, I went over to Bond Spa to check out what else has changed besides its name. And of course I went over to get laid with some fine looking girls which they are most well known for.

Even all around you'll still see the Saboon name along with the newer name. One minor change however is the food menu. It's not as extensive as before so today you have about 12 items to choose from.

But of course I didn't go there just for the food, sauna and jacuzzis. Though this time around the jacuzzis looked a little dirtier.

Anyways, back to the girls. So for 3 nights in a row I went over to Bond Spa to check out their Dragon Girl Massage Service.

This is a kind of service provided by pretty looking young Chinese girls. If you can't speak Mandarin like me there could be a bit of difficulty communicating, so remember these girls can't speak English.

Also girls that provide Dragon Massage do a lot of work compared to the regular girls on Bond Spa's lineup. And from my experience each and every girl performs differently sexually. And nearly all of the girls perform oral with no condoms in the showers. But for the intercourse a rubber on your little brother is a must!

But first I'll give you a bit of a refresher on how you can take a look at their available girls as well as.

The Line Up

You can ask the papasan, or Captains as they are called in Malaysia to take a look at their available girls. They can call them all down to the cafe area, which is what most guys do. They will all stand right in front of you. And there will be other guys in the area checking out the ladies as well.  You see what you like, just tell the Captain.

A Little More Privacy

To be honest this is my preferred way of checking out their girls. You can tell the Captain you would like to see the girls up stairs. The Captain will oblige and take you to a private room upstairs where girls will gather to meet you. They will again line up in front of you.  And you just pick who you like.

Photos

If you get on really well with the Captain he will show you photos of girls on his cell phone. Now this isn't really my preferred way. Because most pictures, actually every photos have been altered one way or the other.

However, again, if you really get on well with the Captain, they will show you girls that have just arrived in town. And these Captains will eventually clue in on what kind of girls you like; slim, tall, long hair or short hair, they'll figure it out and set you up.

There is one Captain I always have help me out and so far he has picked out a lot of winners for me. I do not recommend anybody picking out a girl if they do not know you however.

The First Night

I chose this 21 year old girl from Hubei China, she was tallish with very white smooth skin and long black hair. She didn't have much of an ass, like most Chinese girls. She had a very nice set of tits though. Her face was quite pretty even though I know she had a lot of makeup on her face.

These massage beds are in all the showers but are never used. I wonder why?

First off is the shower of course. All these girls will clean you up. They will also pay particular attention to your asshole too. It's for a good reason.

Once shower is done it's off to the bed, facedown first. One of the techniques these dragon massage girls start off with is the cat bath. It's basically the girl using her tongue and entire mouth (every girl has a different technique) all over your backside.

This 21 year old from Hubei China alternated with hot and cold water in her mouth and she would swirl her tongue all over my backside. I have to admit, it was quite a stimulating erotic sensation.

When that was done I was instructed to get on all fours. Yes, this is where she will eat out your asshole. Guys, I'm only doing this for research purposes, so if you are sickened by this you can you know what. Just one of the reasons why I tell guys why they shouldn't kiss hookers.

Anyways the tongue in my ass was interesting. Really it was and not in a gay way. Anyways once the rimming was over I was asked to turn over for another treat. A bareback blowjob. And who doesn't like those.

From there the condom goes on and you can guess what happens next.

Every room has these in the shower rooms but they're never used. All the action  happens on bed.

Second Night - Different Dragon Massage Girl

The next night I had the Captain chose a tall 19 year old girl from Shenzhen, China. She had arrived the night before and ready for action. I only saw her on a photo the night before but I trusted my Captain's instinct.

When I went up to the room to meet my girl I was a happy customer. She wasn't super hot but she was cute and really looked good with nice curves that most China girls don't have.

She did everything that the first girl did. But during the cat bath she did something weird, as if the whole experience doesn't sound too weird for guys reading these kinds of sexual experiences for the very first time. She slipped on these form fitting plastic bags over my feet and started sucking on my toes with a mouthful of hot water in her mouth. Did if feel good to me? No because it was too weird.

Next was the anal licking. She sprayed something which I'm assuming is some sort of antiseptic. Cause my bum hole had a burning sensation. She also sprayed into her mouth too and started to go right on. At no point, as far as I know, will these girls put a finger in your ass.

Next up was the obligatory BJ which she did well. During sex though I do have to say she was really tight. Too tight and I think she just has that muscle to help her squeeze on tight. It was very pleasurable and one of my top 5 dragon massage experience ever in Kuala Lumpur.

Third Night - Yet another Dragon Massage

This time around I decided I will choose a girl on my own. After some time in the sauna and a small meal I asked the Captain to take me up so I can take a look at the available dragon massage girls.

About 10 girls came out. Two caught my eye. But the one that I chose looked younger. But after we went to the room I found out that she was 28. Which there's nothing wrong with that. Though she looked 22 or 23 at most. I guess it was her very smooth white skin and perky tits that gave her that youthful look.

She didn't spend a lot of time like the other girls did when it came to tossing salad. I don't think she liked it that much. But eating out a customer's asshole is part of the dragon massage package.

She was really nice and a good girlfriend experience from the start, which I know is what a lot of guys look for. Even though there is a huge language barrier issue these girls don't get frustrated. After all they know you're at Bond Spa to get you're there to get your rocks off.

The dragon massage starts off the same way but her BJ skills was really top notch. And a real pro too as she pretty much took control of everything and enjoyed it all as much as I did.

Never once have I ever had bad service over at Bond Spa. Just remember, dragon massage service cost 338RM for an hour of time with the girl. This price includes use of the sauna facilities and free meals in the cafe area.

Srichada Hotel, Khao Lak

During my recent stay in Khao Lak for the November 2015 PADI IDC I stayed at Srichada Hotel, Khao Lak for the first time and I was pleased with it.

The location is excellent, many restaurants and shops are within walking distance and the dive center I work with is next door.

The room was also good, big, clean and everything I need, a fridge, hot water in the shower, a table for my computer with wifi and a nice balcony with a view over the mountains at the back. The rooms in the back are quieter compared to the rooms at the road side.

With 33 rooms they have a choice, with options for air conditioned rooms or fan rooms and breakfast is included.

There's also a parking lot, so very convenient indeed. The beach is about a 10-15 minute walk away and the hotel does not have a pool.

A great option if you book a live aboard trip departing from Khao Lak for a very reasonable price or if you are staying in town and don't need something fancy but convenient for a good price.

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Guest room

Guest room

Exterior with the rooms at the back, with the parking area at Srichada Hotel, Khao Lak

Exterior with the restaurant

Balcony at my room

Finding Thai Girls Off the Beaten Path

Here's a place I went often. A shame it's closing down.

A lot of keen readers have asked me where they can go where no other foreign sex tourists has gone before, except for me I suppose. Because I have mentioned many times that what you see in Bangkok's red light districts such as Patpong, Nana and Soi Cowboy are just a tip of the iceberg.

There are places where Thai locals go for female company. These places are not as huge as the foreign centered pussy hunting grounds though.

Many small single venues can be found all around the outskirts of Bangkok, where there are no convenient MRT or BTS stations. Not even public buses go to those areas. You'll have to have your own set of wheels to venture out to these places.

These types of establishments are not go go bars. And not really a Thai G Club or gentleman's club because it's not as high classed nor pricey. But the girls are just as pretty however. At night they will sit outside in tight fitting outfits to attract customers.

Today many of these clubs on the outskirts of Bangkok are closing down however. About 4 of my favorites have shut down in the last 5 years. The one pictured above is the 5th. But I know many of the girls have found new employment at popular Thai G clubs.

I'll probably get some emails why I haven't mentioned these places earlier. It's because these places are far off and not easy to find nor get to if you don't know the area or speak the language. Another is, they don't really welcome foreigners unless you can speak Thai. Plus the local Thai men won't be happy if they see a bunch of foreigners invading their space.

I'm just one guy and sometimes I'll bring one along which they tolerate but I think more than that they'll have a word with management. Or with me.

A lot of these places are closing down due to lack of business. As you probably know by now the Thai economy isn't doing all too great. Local men with money are spending less and the ones with shit loads of money usually go to the bigger Thai G Clubs in central Bangkok.

Plus girls these days are wiser, meaning they know where to go work where drink commissions are higher. They can make as much money pushing overpriced alcoholic drinks without selling their bodies than most freelancers and bar girls. This is true if the girl is highly desirable.