5 Bangkok Oil Massage Shops You Will Love

My First Top 5 Oil Massage Shops in Bangkok Review

There's a reason why I never made a top 5 Bangkok oil massage shop review before. It's because I don't like sharing my favorite places with the rest of you mouth breathers. Though I have made a top 5 soapy massage review not too long ago here. See, I'm not a selfish bastard after all.

But here's a confession. I prefer body oil massage shops with happy endings over soapy massage parlors. For some reason, the working girls inside oil massage parlors are prettier. And most of them actually do have some massage skills.

That's because a lot of the girls working in oil massage shops actually started working in massage shops that have a no strict no sex policy. Then one day they realize they can get more money by offering customers extras like a rub and tug for a little bit more money. And they certainly do know they'll make more money by working at a full service sex massage shop especially in Bangkok.

Another reason why I prefer oil massage shops is because they provide more exciting services. Nuru massage, balls massage, 4 hands massage and even a bit of role play are easily provided by such establishments.

Also, pretty much all the best body on body oil massage shops are next to each other or a walking distance as well.

Some of the shops I mention below are shops that I have already reviewed before. I've been to many other new shops that have opened but I tell you, my favorites still remain the best.

But I'm going to make this review a little different. For example I know guys want to find out which massage shop has the best nuru gel body on body massage. Or the best prostate massage. And of course which oil massage shop in Bangkok employ the hottest girls.

Incall or Outcall

Every shop I recommend has hot massage girls. And every shop I review below I'll include a link to their website so that you can check out photos of their girls. Problem is these types of businesses may not have updated their photos. So if you choose a girl on their website by calling them to send up to your room they will not tell you that girl is busy or not working anymore. They'll just send up any girl that vaguely looks like the one you chose.

Oil massage shop owners won't do this to you if they know you if you are a repeat customer however. That's the reason why I always tell newbies they should go to the massage parlor and take a look at the girls on premise. So if you're a newbie, don't be lazy. Get your ass out to a massage shop and get laid. Because I lot of the girls I see inside the shops do not have their photos up on websites.

And now, here's my list of the top 5 oil massage shops you should visit in Bangkok:

1. Mitu Massage (website) located on Sukhumvit Soi 33 right inside the stair entrance of S33 Sukhumvit Compact Hotel (which is guest friendly by the way). Bangkok has a lot of oil massage shops with happy endings so a business really has to stand out in order to compete. I'm giving Mitu Massage an award for standing out and being the most unique sex shop in Bangkok. It's a Japanese inspired parlor providing services that Japanese clientele or most Asian sex freaks recognize. Like anal rimming and cat baths. If you haven't tried it don't knock it.

I also give Mitu Massage a thumbs up for utilizing social media. I've always told massage parlors if they want customers they got to show them how easy it is to find their shop and that Bangkok is not a scary place. That video above shows walking from Phrom Phong BTS Sky Train exit #4 and only takes about 6 minutes to get to Mitu from there.

Granted Mitu is not the cheapest sex massage parlor on this list it's the price you'll have to pay for good looking Thai massage girls. Mitu has two different types of service girls, No Hand Massage Girls and Regular Massage Girls.

Don't get freaked out, no hands doesn't mean their girls have no arms. This means they'll use their tongues which is called a cat bath. They'll use their breast, thighs and ass to rub all over your body. Mitu's no hand massage girls cost a lot though, 70 minutes for 3000THB. But I tell you, it might be worth it because their no hand massage girls sure are fine looking.

2. Analisa Massage (website) - Prostate massages are a big thing these days I hear. I guess that's because most of us are of age and need to get our prostates checked. So why have a guy doctor put his finger in your ass if you can get some young Thai sweet honey to do it for you?

Analisa also provides customers nuru body on body massage services but the best shop for that service is revealed below.

Also I just check out their website while writing this post and I noticed Analisa has these special rates which is not bad for a quick release and go:

Testicle Massage and finished    30 mins               800 Baht

Testicle and   BJ finished          30 mins                 1,000 Baht

Testicle +Prostate Massage    45 mins                   1 ,000Baht

Analisa is probably the most well known finger in your hole massage shop with happy endings. Their real claim to fame is the tantric massage which starts at 2200THB for 1 hour. I usually go for the 90 minutes which cost 2400THB. I wrote a full recent review of Analisa here so you can check it out. You'll also find out where Analisa Massage is by reading that post. Also Tantra Massage which is across from Analisa is by the same owner and worth checking out too.

Lots of oil massage shops in this area. Which is why it's a good place to stay in a hotel.

These 4 hotels are good choices and all are guest friendly confirmed and near the oil massage parlors:

Nantra 39 Sukhumvit - 1400THB per night
24 Inn - 1400THB per night
Arize Hotel Sukhumvit - 2200THB per night
Emporium Suites Chatrium - 3500THB per night

3. Can Cam Massage (website) - Is located right on Sukhumvit Soi 24/1 or what I prefer to call "Oily Massage Row".  That whole strip went through some kind of quick transformation so many shops have either renovated or newly opened a year ago. If you want the best nuru gel massage experience than you will like Can Cam Massage.

I came to this shop because while I was walking past one day with the intention of going to Angel 26 Massage this cute Thai girl, made out to look like a Japanese girl really got my juices flowing.

It was my first time trying Can Cam so I asked them how much for a 90 minute nuru massage. The price was 2800THB which was acceptable. Plus did I mention the massage girl I chose was smoking hot. She was 22 years old, had reddish brown hair and even though she had fake nose and chin I could care less because her tits were natural and ample enough.

Second time I went there in a week the first girl I saw was busy. I should've made an appointment. Anyways I chose another girl who wasn't as hot, but her nuru massage body gliding skills was of olympic level. It's a Japanese run shop as well as most of the oil massage shops on 24/1 are these days so maybe the boss is cracking the whip so the girls are performing much better and harder!

4. Premier 101 Massage (website) is located on Sukhumvit Soi 26 alley (see map above) so it's really easy to find as well because it's not far from oily massage row. Even though most of the girls I liked when I first went there years ago are now gone, Premier 101 Massage still manages to find top quality Thai massage girls.

I wrote a review about them on this blog post 3 years ago. They don't do anything fancy at all. No ass licking or nuru massage. They only have Thai, oil and lotion massage. No fuss no muss. But they do have possibly the best looking massage girls in Bangkok. And that's a tall order. But you have to go there on weekends where the most girls show up for work. Also, ask to see the girls up front instead of rely on the picture books.

5. Angel 26 Massage (website) is located on the end of Sukhumvit Soi 24/1 also right on oily massage row. Angel 26 gets the award for the worst website design. Like I should complain. Anyways they advertise that they have around 60 massage girls on the weekends afternoon time.

They could be exaggerating but one time I went there during an afternoon weekend and I saw at least 40 girls inside the ladies waiting room. And there were at least 6 or 8 guys in the sitting area waiting for their friends which means there had to be 8 girls upstairs.

Now with that amount of massage girls you are going to find a girl you want to bang. I know a lot of guys don't want to waste too much time bouncing around looking for their type.

But Angel 26 Massage is well known for employing the most massage girls on premise because they can handle the capacity. They are one of the biggest operating sex oil massage shops in Bangkok.

I also like that Angels 26 charge separate price for sex which is 1500THB for full service. Massage you have to pay separately.

These days, Angels is trying to differentiate themselves by offering jacuzzi rooms. Plus they have really spruced up their rooms because years ago it was in really bad shape. But today it's way better.

Conclusion

I've been to many oil massage shops in Bangkok through the years. Many have opened and closed. But it seems that the older more established massage shops have stayed strong through the years. But I can certainly say it doesn't get boring whenever I have to make these kinds of reviews.

BKK48 Massage Parlor - You Gotta Check Them Out

One of My Top 5 Massage Spots in Bangkok

Okay, so I've been getting some pressure from the readers of this blog to spill the beans more on places I visit. Especially oil massage shops. So I'm going to throw you guys a bone on another shop I truly enjoy. It's BKK48 Massage on the left hand side of soi 22 if you're walking down from Sukhumvit road.

The closest train station is the BTS Phrom Phong Sky Train. Be sure to follow along exit #6 from the station straight to soi 22. Incidentally, the area is called Phrom Phrong and that area is where you'll find the most concentration of massage parlors that double as brothels. The walk should take about 10 minutes. Check out their website for a map.

And the 2 nearest no joiner fee hotels next to BKK48 are the Check Inn Regency and Citrus Sukhumvit 22 Hotel. Both hotels are good choices for enjoying the city's nightlife.

The reasons why I like BKK48 is simple. They have a handful of hot looking massage girls. Second reason, it's a clean joint. So far the rooms that I've been in are clean and well kept. And the girls are HOT! Oh wait, I mentioned that already. I know most guys don't give a shit if the rooms are clean or not as long as the massage girls are cute, but having a clean room to mess around in is a bonus.

There are 4 girls that I choose at BKK48 and it's a busy shop and so are my girls. So I always have to book ahead and see whom ever is available for my time. This place is popular with my Japanese buddies and it's from one friend that I've been introduced to going to in the first place. If you've already seen BKK48's website then you'll see it's completely in Japanese.

It's a medium sized shop and they have a roster of 2 dozen girls. But I would dare to say that a majority of the ladies working at BKK48 Massage are in the 6s on a scale of 10. While my favorite girls are in the 7s and 8s range. They really do have some fine looking massage girls.

 

How Much They Charge?

 

Well the prices they charge are higher but not so much when compared to other popular Japanese frequented oil massage shops around Phrom Phong.

At least their menu is simplified, Thai, oil or lotion massage, doesn't matter what you choose and are priced like this:

• 1 hour 2200 Baht
• 1.5 hours 2300 Baht
• 2 hours 2400 Baht

This is an all inclusive joint so the price for sex is factored in with the massage. They may request customers to pay up front.

And I do believe in tipping your massage girl if you are satisfied with your experience. Especially if you plan on seeing her frequently. The most I tip is 300THB.

If you've read a lot of my blog posts on my jaunts to the massage parlors you'll know the Jim Hunt rule is stick with the 1 hour rate. Not unless you really think you need the half or full extra since it's not that much more. But if you don't you're throwing away money. And skip the balls massage which at BKK48 cost 300 Baht for 30 minutes.

So to end off this post I'm working on a short list of massage parlors in Phrom Phong on my website soon. It's the one of the subjects missing and I've been taking my sweet time working on it. Should be finished by early next week though. So be sure to drop in often.

Getting Dragged into Bangkok's Apple Massage and Liked It

Apple Massage - 50 meters down Sukhumvit soi 24/1

Most of my friends know I like going to the same oil and soapy massage shops in Bangkok. However, I have started getting a bit adventurous again when it comes to exploring the city's male leisure adult entertainments.

But there are some places, where I swore I would never return to again because there are no girls I like or I find compeletly ugly.

And that was the first few impressions I've had of Apple Massage when I checked them out a few years ago and since have never gone back.

I swear the last time I was there every girl they had in the line up had horrible teeth. And the ones that did have good teeth had horrible faces. That was five years ago. And too be fair, I went back a few times and yes, they had the same sad dismal line up.

Then just yesterday, while over a few cold ones at a bar around the Phrom Phong area, a fellow expat from the US mentioned he was heading over to Apple Massage on Sukhumvit soi 24/1. I swear I nearly choked on some peanuts.  Phrom Phong has a shitload of oil massage parlors with happy endings and he had to pick Apple??

Images of snaggled toothed girls crossed my mind. And he asked if I would like to join him. Lucky I didn't have any peanuts in my mouth that time or I definitely would have choked on that one. And I felt like going down to 101 Premier Massage to give my mind a memory wiped by my favorite massage girl there.

This is a good friend of mine and I learned a long time ago that if any one says a place has pretty girls and you think otherwise you just might have insulted their taste in women. I didn't want to lie and say I'm busy because all my friends know that I don't do anything.

I explained to him why I wanted to take a pass, or at least a rain check. He in turn says I should know better, in 2 years a lot can change and turnovers are quick. In away I agree. I used to think La Defense soapy massage was horrible. But I've been going back frequently ever since I peeked inside La Defense a few months ago and found that things have turned around for the good.

But still after a few more beers of asking me to join him he finally changed my mind.

It's possible that Apple Massage can improve right? Well, it can't get any worse that's for sure. But the real kicker was that if I was genuinely not satisfied with the joint he would pay for time with the lady. Which if he had made the offer in the beginning we wouldn't have wasted our time bickering.

After quickly downing our beers we made our way to Apple Massage which as I mentioned is on Sukhumvit soi 24/1, check out their website for a map of their exact location.

Soi 24/1 and the surrounding area is like the ground zero of oil massage parlors that double as brothels in the Phrom Phong section of Bangkok. The nearest BTS Sky Train station in this area is Phrom Phong.

Plenty of no joiner fee hotels in Phrom Phong too which is why my friend loves to stay in that area.

Apple Massage is about 50 meters down the soi and very easy to find. There were a few girls sitting outside and one of them looked pretty. She even had straight teeth. Now that's a good start.

We went in and were quickly greeted by the mamasan. The place looked refreshed and improved. I asked if it's under new ownership and yes was the reply. But then again, it could be a lie. Who knows and who cares as I had my eyes locked on the pretty massage girl sitting outside.

We were shown a photo book but simply asked to see who was available at the time. I recommend doing this because the pictures you see may not be accurate.

8 girls came in and stood in front of us, including the ladies sitting outside. Being the good friend I insisted he chose first and luckily he didn't choose the girl I wanted. We both wanted an oil massage for an hour which cost 500THB each. Which is about the standard price in the area.

My massage girl was a 6.5 out of 10 in the looks department and in my opinion, we picked the best 2 girls out of f the 8. And the mamasan told us there were only 12 girls in their roster.

The experience with the girl I picked was a bit mechanical at first. But she started to have a bit of fun as we started teasing each other. Usually girls are not as relaxed if you're a new customer but this one was down right relaxed after a lot of foreplay in the shower with a nice long BJ.

I was like screw the oil massage. I could stay in that shower stall the full hour.

But I finally decided to go the full nine yards but before we went and did the dirty deed I asked how much it was for full service. She replied 1500THB and that is the usual rate so we continued.

Did I have a good time? Yes. I can lie and say I had a horrible time so my friend pays but he reads my blog. But I did enjoy that hour. Though she's not hot she's cute in that slutty way.

I would probably go back because they did change their line up of girls and maybe there are some better looking ones today at Apple Massage.

A Confession... I've Been Keeping 101 Premier Massage A Secret

101 Premier Massage Bangkok on Sukhumvit soi 26

After living in Bangkok for an X amount of years, I have garnered a small gathering of degenerate friends. I met one this afternoon at a bar where we chewed the fat over a few cold ones with a fellow expat named 'Fred'. An hour later I said I had an appointment and got up to leave after a handshake and a good bye.

Well my appointment was at an oil massage parlor in the Phrom Phong section of Bangkok, not far from the Emporium Mall. A rendezvous with a beautiful oil massage girl.

As I opened the door I could smell a big stench of BO (just kidding Fred) wafting behind. It appears 'Fred' had followed me which is quite a remarkable feat if you've seen how this guy looks. Yeah, I know it's not a big deal that the cat's out of the bag. 'Fred's' the kind of guy that wants to know the best places. The annoying nosy guy that wants to know everything that is none of his business. And all the years I've known him he knows I keep secrets even when I tell everyone I don't. Well, I've been a frequent visitor of 101 Premier Massage in Bangkok.

And 'Fred' was just a little pissed that I never told him about this place I visit on a regular basis. But when he saw the lineup of massage girls he was all smiles.

This oily massage parlor is located on Sukhumvit soi 26, right past Angel Massage. Here's the directions with a map on 101's website.

Even though this shop has been written up numerous times in other Bangkok naughty red light district guides, I still like to keep certain places I go to on the low down.

Now I've been a frequent customer of theirs since they opened last September 2012. One of my favorite oil massage girls from Angels switched over to work at 101 which is why I followed. I tell you, 101 in my opinion has a lot of pretty girls on the roster. Most girls are in the mid 20's, slim with big breasts.

Barely a year old this massage parlor is gaining a lot of attention from Japanese clientele. Even though there was an incident where the police had to enter the shop it wasn't because they were being raided. It was because there was an incident between a massage girl and an unruly customer. 

Because of this incident there may have been a small rumor circulating around that this shop was behind on paying protection money. But that's not the case. So no worries, 101 Premier Massage is not a place where the boys in brown will come knockin' while the bed rooms rockin'.

They have a small menu that is straight forward. It's lotion, oil and traditional massages followed by sex with foreplay in between. That's the way I like it, simple and uncomplicated. No new seaweed extract massage or any other new scam cream is on offer to help make your testicles shinier, your penis younger and your wallet lighter.

I typically stick with the 1 hour oil massage which only cost 2000THB in a shower room. 101 has two room types, bath room and shower room. Bath room has a tub and cost a 100THB more to use.

You can also order up out call services or if you make a reservation while picking the girl of your choice in advance you can save a 100THB or so.

Shower stall

Since this shop is still new it's still in good condition. Thankfully, 101 Premiere has spent a bit extra on bed mattress. Because of the parlors condition and quality girls I have a feeling they are going to give the ever popular Angels Massage a run for the money.

An Excellent Experience at Dream Heaven Massage in Bangkok

Lately I've been having a good run of luck by making a detour from my usual routine. A few post back I wrote I was heading to Catherine's for a soapy massage but instead swung over to La Defense for a quick look see and saw quite a handful of cute massage girls.

Yesterday I was headed to Akane Massage on Sukhumvit soi 33 to hook up with one of my favorite girls there.

While I made my way there I took a look at Teen Massage and Dream Heaven Massage, which both shops are directly opposite from Akane. Here's a map of where exactly these massage parlors are located.

A strange urge made me cross over and I mysteriously made my way to Dream Heaven. There are always girls sitting outside of Teen and Dream and they were not the best lookers. But I took my chance at Dream anyways.

I haven't been there for awhile. As I mentioned before, I'm usually a creature of habit and stick with my favorite spots, be it go go bars, pick up joints or massage shop. But since I was having a good run on making detours I decided to take a risk and check out another oily massage shop instead.

As I went inside Dream I was greeted by a cute dark skinned mamasan with a great bubbly personality. This was about 5pm so still early in the day. As soon as I sat down took a quick peek at the menu I decided to do the 1.5 hour oily massage, which cost 2200THB for full service. The 1 hour full service massage cost 2000THB. You can check out their website's price list here.

Here's a quick tip I never really mentioned on oily massage parlors. When faced with deciding on a 1.5 hour or 1 hour massage, I recommend choosing the 1 hour massage. Why? It's quite rare that oil massage shop girls work the full 1.5 hours. There are exceptions of course where girls work the full time you pay. But in general you're not going to get the full time you paid for.

You can bitch and moan and complain all you want but TIT (This is Thailand) and usually once guys get off they don't really complain afterwards once their pipes are cleared. Anyways, that's just my opinion. Just trust me, save those few hundred bahts and go with the 1 hour.

So back to my experience at Dream. Once I chose the 1 hour oil massage course, about 8 girls were ushered in. Two I had my eye on immediately  one light skinned girl with curves in all the right places and one dark skinned skinny girl. Both were young, probably early 20's. I decided on the light skinned girl. I guess I made the right decision because I heard the other girls moan, "Not again". So I figure the girl I chose is popular and always get's the customers. From 1 to 10 on the looks scale she's about a 6, but she sure has a lovely body. But I'll definitely be coming back again for some time with the dark skinned honey.

So she took me upstairs to the room on the second floor. And it's clean room as you can see from the pictures I took. There's even a mirror which many parlors charge extra for.

Dream Massage - Looks clean

Once we got into the shower and did the usual scrub down. She's in great shape as I said she has curves in all the right places so she started doing an amazing rub down. So I asked if it was okay to finish and she said yes. Without going into too much detail I had such a great time I could barely stand.  She can't speak English though, so it's always helpful to try and pick up the Thai language.

Shower room where I had the best experience!!

Afterwards it was off to the bed and I was given a mediocre oil massage for about 15 minutes. Then she started getting me ready for a second round.

Just to make things clear, Dream Heaven massage girls normally allow customers 1 shot. But it is up to the girls to give a 2nd shot to customers for free. As I mentioned before, if you are able to speak Thai you can build a better rapport with the ladies.

After the second round I dozed off and I was in Sabai Land. When I woke up about 10 minutes later we chatted for a few and it was back to the shower for a final clean up.

The total time I was with her was just a little under an hour and I tipped her because her service was truly excellent.

So is Dream Heaven on soi 33 a place I'd go back to? I would say yes! If you check out their website lady gallery you'll see about 9 girls. According to the girl that gave me my massage there are a total of 20 ladies working there at any given time. When I was leaving I saw a couple more cute girls heading back up with customers.

So next time, I'm planning on picking up the 2nd girl with darker skin I had my eye on when I go back. Or maybe I'll check out Dream Heaven's second branch on Sukhumvit soi 24.

Either way I'll make a post about what I do next in a week or so!