The Penthouse Hotel Review - A Pattaya Hotel with Girls

This post is dedicated to the lazy guys who can't or don't have the inclination to step out of their hotel to find Thai hookers in Pattaya. You're welcome.

There are a few obvious guest friendly hotels in central Pattaya that are not far at all from where all the go go bars are located with a supply of in house hookers.

The first comes highly recommend from several degenerate friends who've stayed at the Penthouse Hotel located on Soi Pattaya Land 2. It's the city's gay nightlife area but don't worry if you're not gay there is also plenty of straight action surrounding the Penthouse Hotel.

Penthouse Hotel  on Soi Pattaya Land 2

This is not and I repeat not a family hotel. This hotel has a strict no one under aged 18 allowed. The rooms inside of the hotel are geared towards satisfying a men's fantasies. There are stripper poles, pillows and padded furnitures throughout their rooms so guests can basically screw everywhere in the room. And for god sakes the rooms are even sound proofed so you can blast the volume while watching the in house porn movies.

So what else the hotel provide for guests to ensure a more pleasurable stay? Yup, they have hookers that work in house but are found in the Kitten Club next to the hotel. Though you can always take the ones you've hired from a go go bar or one or two freelancers on Beach Road which is a short walk from the hotel.

And next to the Kitten Club is Obsessions a ladyboy club and yes indeed the Penthouse Hotel is a ladyboy friendly hotel too.

If you want to go all out with a couple of friends you can always book a Babylon Spa Party Deluxe room which cost 9000THB a night breakfast included. It has 2 king sized beds and yes big jacuzzis to mess around in.

Otherwise their standard rooms cost around 1700THB per night with breakfast too. And their standard rooms are around 35 square meters which is ample space to have fun with bar girls. This is a really popular hotel for all the obvious reasons so I recommend booking in advance.

For rates and reviews check out Penthouse Hotel Pattaya.

Best Western Plus at 20 Sukhumvit, Bangkok

This hotel has a lot of things going for itself, for starters it's fairly new and modern, the staff is very friendly and helpful, the central location and a good price. What else can you ask for in Bangkok?

Terminal 21 shopping mall is around the corner as is Asoke sky train station. Plenty of restaurants are within walking distance, Bei Otto might be an idea and nightlife if you're looking for that.

All 78 rooms have all modern amenities, including iPod docking stations and are comfortable.

We really enjoyed our stay here and can highly recommend this Best Western.

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60% Discount for In Residence Bangkok Sukhumvit Hotel

I often keep an eye out for special hotel deals. Particularly for hotels in Bangkok rated in the 4 to 5 star quality range.

Today I found a very nice one. It's the In Residence Bangkok Hotel located about a 150 meters down Sukhumvit soi 13. Soi 13 is a prime location for visiting Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy because the hotel is located right between both hot spots. And of course there be plenty of freelance pick up spots around the area.

In Residence is also located near a short alley where you can quickly cut across to Soi 11 for even more clubs and disco options such as Club Climax and a little further up Q Bar if you're looking for Thai freelancers. Bash Bangkok an upscale club is also a good option too for finding prostitutes. Hillary Bar also on Soi 11 is also one of the many options for picking up local girls.

In Residence Bangkok Hotel - 55 square meter studio room

What's the big deal about In Residence Bangkok Sukhumvit? For about 1800THB you get a 55 square meter studio room plus breakfast buffet. It's a 4 star hotel by the way. So 1800THB for a 4 star hotel is a very good deal.

So far these rates are good until August when I checked and of course these rates won't stick around for long because they are being offered through Agoda.com. It's a very nice guest friendly hotels on Suk 11 close to the Nana BTS station plus nightlife.

Naraya Riverside resort, Surat Thani

The Naraya Riverside Resort is tucked away in the backstreets of Southern Surat Thani town, near the big traffic crossing to Phun Phin and Chumporn and the Central Festival.

If you don't have wheels to get you there and get out again for dinner or other things to do, you might feel as if you're locked up in the middle of nowhere. 

However, if you have wheels there, it's a nice resort, with 28 rooms just waiting to welcome you in a very quiet and relaxed environment with a pool, gym and a small children's playground. 

It's a really good choice for our weekend stays in Surat city at very affordable prices. You may want to try it as well.

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Bangkok's Holiday Inn Sukhumvit Soi 22

I frequently receive emails asking me for names of foreign owned hotels in Bangkok that allow hookers in guest rooms. There are many. But one that comes to mind recently just because I had dinner at one is the Holiday Inn Sukhumvit 22. Originally an American company but after a quick google search today it is a multinational owned hotel chain.

Anyways, there are several Holiday Inn properties in central Bangkok. But this particular property on the corner of Suk 22 has a few massage shops and even a club where men can pick up working girls.

But it's not as action packed as the Phrom Phong area where all the oil massage parlors are at. Though the Holiday Inn Sukhumvit 22 is about a 10 minute walk to Phrom Phong. So yes, the hotel is in a very good location indeed.

Though the nearest and best oil massage shop close to this Holiday Inn Suk 22 is Dream Heaven Massage on Sukhumvit soi 33, around a 10 minute walk too. They charge 2000THB for 1 hour oil massage, and it is full service so massage and sex is included. Can't beat that.

Okay, back to the hotel's info. It's a new 4 star guest friendly hotel opened around late 2013 so everything is still in good condition. I know a lot of guys love staying in newer modern hotels so if that's you this should fit the bill nicely.

Deluxe Room at Holiday Inn 22

Currently a deluxe room at this Holiday Inn will set you back 3000THB per night. It's a 28 square meter room so good size. The price is about right due to the location and quality. No breakfast included for that 3000THB rate but really you are not going to have a problem finding food to stuff your face in that hotel's location.

I recommend Bangkok Betty located in the hotel's lobby. Go for the affordable main dishes because the starters are small and overpriced.

Okay, so you want to know what's to do around the hotel. Well there is a disco within the hotel called Dreamz Discotheque 22. It's not the best right now in terms of finding freelancer hookers inside. Because it's a new hotel I guess so the ladies don't want to take a chance going to a place with no customers.

Then directly across from the hotel's entrance on Suk 22 is the Titanium Club & Ice Bar.It's not a go go bar. It's not loaded with freelancers like you'd find in Club Insanity or Club Climax. It's a nice little club but like Dreamz22 you might not find a whole lot of freelancers inside.

Entrance to Titanium Bar & Ice Club

A couple of legit massage parlors?

There are a couple of massage parlors also right along Suk 22 but I don't know if they provide full service. One quick way to establish if a shop offers sexual services is when the windows are completely tinted black for privacy. But there are instances though where a completely legit looking shop offers have massage girls that provide hand relief.

But you won't find any shops in line with the services you get from the oil massage shops in Phrom Phong area. As I mentioned earlier, luckily this Holiday Inn is not a far walk from that area. Which is one of the benefits of staying there.

Overall, this is a good hotel for those asking for a hotel that is foreign owned and new building too. That, said many Thai owned hotels are really good too for quality and service. So I wouldn't worry too much about finding foreign owned hotels only.

For your reference here is an email reply regarding Holiday Inn Sukhumvit 22 guest friendly policy:

Dear Mr. Jim

Regarding of Joiner stay overnight hotel have not additional charge.

But please have extra guest show I D card for keeping. We look forward to welcome you and your guests to Holiday Inn Bangkok Sukhumvit 22

Best Regards, Siriporn C, (Ms.)
Reservation Team Leader.”

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Big Sale On Pattaya Hotels Happening Now...

Just to follow up on yesterdays post on hotels in Bangkok with discounts, here are the names of a handful of recommended guest friendly hotels in Pattaya with special room rates.

Though the military's curfew has been lifted in Pattaya weeks after Bangkok, Pattaya is still seeing quite a slow down in business. So hotels in that particular area of red light madness are also deeply discounting their room rates in hopes of luring customers back into the laps of lovely bar girls.

The first hotel I'd like to bring up is the 4 star LK Empress located right on Beach Road. That's right, the LK is located not only across from the beach but also the hordes of Thai hookers that make that spot their place of employment. And Walking Street is just a short skip and a hop from the hotel grounds. Right now you can pick up a room for about 2100THB. That price is for a studio king room including breakfast. It's an excellent deal and you can't go wrong staying there.

Another great hotel right across the Beach Road is the Baywalk Residence. Rated at 3 stars though some would say it deserves a 4. So the location is hot as well with many Thai freelancers in the area plus many short time bars as well as minor go go bars. For 1600THB you get a superior room including breakfast. If you like BJ Bars (and who doesn't, check out a few places near Soi Yamato, Soi 8 and Soi 6 near Baywalk Residence Hotel.

So if you think the few hotels I mentioned above are a little too pricey for your price range then here is a popular 3 star budget guest friendly hotel right in the heart of Pattaya, it's the Sunshine Hotel and Residence. Around 1300THB per night is the cost and that's an excellent value. This hotels gets a lot of positive reviews because it's a nice hotel close to many businesses catering to single male travelers. Plus it's not far from the beach and Walking Street. And if you're staying at this hotel you are also not far from the LK Metro area for even more go go bars.

Now here is a special surprise. If you think Sunshine Hotel and Residence is cheap at 1300THB what if I told you that if you could afford 1450THB per night you snag a room at a 4 star hotel. That's right, the Miracle Suite Pattaya now has a 50% off discount for their 40 sqm. studio rooms with breakfast included. Bad news is Miracle Suite is a bit off from Walking Street. But you can easily hop on a Baht bus to get there.

And the cheapest of the cheap hotels on this list is Tunes Hotel Pattaya at 600THB. It is located on Second Road and the closest red light district is LK Metro which is about a 10 minute walk. For getting to Beach Road or even Walking Street, it is best to also hop on a Baht bus. Tunes is a very well known hotel chain and yes though you get basic rooms with all the necessities you need for a good time in Pattaya.

So that's all. There are probably more but these are the best deals I could spot for now. Also like to add that these deals are limited so the rates might not be available anymore by the time you've read all of this. I recommend making a booking at your earliest convenience.

Big Sale On Bangkok Hotels Happening Now...

Actually there is a big room sale going on for many hotels all over Thailand, not just discounts for Bangkok Hotels. But of course the focus of this blog post is about guest friendly hotels close to Bangkok's nightlife.

Many hotels all around Bangkok are trying to pick up the pieces and salvage whatever damage the most recent coup has done to scare away tourists. First was lifting the curfew nationwide but most importantly within its capital city.

One of the nicest hotels I recommend is not exactly super close to Soi Cowboy but you can get there in around 10 minutes by foot. It's the Best Western Plus at 20 Sukhumvit. Right now 1600THB per night will get you a room in there which normally cost double. Breakfast is not included but seriously, in that area, you are not going to have a problem finding food to eat.

Now there is a very good budget hotel I've never mentioned before on my blog or my websites and it's called At Mind Executive Suites. You can get a superior room with breakfast for about 1200THB. At Mind Executive Suites can be found along Sukhumvit Soi 8 which is practically right in the middle between Nana Entertainment Plaza and Soi Cowboy. It seriously can not get any better than that.

Also one of my all time favorite guest friendly hotel in Bangkok is the Dream Hotel and it's rated at 4 stars. You can get a superior room with breakfast for 1900THB per night as of writing. This hotel is around the corner from Thermae Bar and Coffee if you want to find Thai freelancers. And a simple 5 minute walk to Soi Cowboy if you want to check out go go bars.

Want to stay at a hotel near my favorite oil massage parlors Angel Massage and 101 Premier Massage? Then Arize Hotel Sukhumvit is where you want to book your hotel room. And of course it's massage girl friendly so you can invite a working nearby any of the massage shops to the comforts of your hotel room. Arize is currently offering a 1700THB price for a superior double room. I wouldn't miss out on it.

Another hotel I've never mentioned before is the In Residence Bangkok Hotel, just 200 meters down Sukhumvit Soi 13. It's also between Nana Entertainment Plaza and Soi Cowboy but walking from one to the other would probably take about 20 minutes. But In Residence is worth mentioning because for 2100THB a night you're getting a 55 sqm. studio room plus breakfast included. Normally the room goes for more than double.

Next up is a hotel just a short 5 minute walk to Soi Cowboy, it's the FurmaXclusive Asoke Hotel. They have deluxe rooms going for 1800THB per night. No breakfast but again, in Sukhumvit area you will never go hungry. Finding a place to eat is as easy as taking a dump. FuramaXclusive is a really popular guest friendly hotel in Sukhumvit area so their discounted rate is limited.

Finally, the Royal President Hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 15. It's an older hotel but it is well kept and popular because of the hotel's location, quality and service. Right now you can get a superior room with no breakfast for 1400THB. The Royal is a 4 star hotel too so I've never seen the price so cheap like that ever before.

There are actually quite a lot more guest friendly hotels in Bangkok with deep discounts. Take a look at my list here.

As I mentioned earlier a lot of hotels are feeling the pain because no tourists are coming to the city. But I have a good feeling with all these hotel discounts going on there will be plenty of customers flowing back in to the red light districts of Bangkok.