A Revisit to Caesar's Soapy Massage

Caesars Massage in Huay Kwang - Bangkok

For some reason, a lot of first timers to Bangkok visit these Big 3 soapies in Huay Kwang:

1. Poseidon
2. Emmanuelle
3. Caesars

A lot of it has to do with the fact that the Big 3 get mentioned fairly quite a lot on blogs and other similar nightlife related websites. Aside from Poseidon, the other 2 are not among my top 5 soapies.

However, for me I have fond memories of Caesars. It's the first soapy parlor I had ever set foot in. And it was the best first experience ever and jaded me to this day. Because today, the soapy experience, is simply watered down and service is passable at best. Good news is today there seems to be a lot more better looking girls today.

Just this past week a long time degenerate buddy of mine came over to Bangkok for his annual sexcapade.

He hates the go go bar scene and thinks it's a total rip off. And the loud music in the bars really annoys the hell out of him so he prefers the quiet gentle murmurings heard at a fishbowl.

He always books the same budget hotel near the soapies too called Hip Hotel in Huay Kwang. And it's a good choice too and only cost around 1500THB with taxes and breakfast included.

The Hip Hotel is at a strategic location for him to whore around too. Not only is the hotel a short walk to a cluster of soapies like Nataree, Emmanuelle and Caesars but he tells me there are hookers standing around the area by the entrance to the soi, right by Subway Entertainment massage.

So on his most recent stay he's been telling me to go with him to Caesars because for the past few days he's been hooking up with some hot looking talent. I figured why not, it wouldn't hurt to just take a look around. And I've been having a string of good luck recently by venturing off  my usual routine.

I agreed to meet up with him at the front entrance of Caesars, the first time I've been back in years. I saw a lot of luxury cars outside. Which is a good sign if the locals are there too. Sure enough things have changed inside, but not by much. The fishbowl is still where it is though the section where the sideliners and model girls look expanded.

We were greeted by a papasan who immediately recognized my friend who has been visiting frequently. The whole time he shadowed us as we scoped out the girls. It was about 7pm and there were a fair amount of girls for a Wednesday night. I counted at least 15 girls idling in the fishbowl and 12 sideliners chatting with a few trying to make eye contact.

To me, there were quite a handful of fishbowl and sideliners that caught my eye. So I asked the papasan for rates as was quoted 1900THB to 2200THB for certain fishbowl girls. Sideline girls ranged from 2400THB to 2800THB. Models started at 3200THB and can go as high as 3800THB. From what I saw, the models ain't worth that kind of money.

After 15 minutes of deciding and debating and teasing each others choice of girls, my friend decided on a buxom fish bowl girl and I picked a slim and tall 22 year old sideliner with a great pair of dimples (her tits were not bad either).

I paid 2800THB for60 minutes of her time. Was it worth it? Sure, it was fun. But I wouldn't consistently pay 2800THB while I can head across to Nataree and find a cute girl for 2300THB. Though Caesar's quality of girls are better then Nataree I have to admit.

Though my friend says he had a really good time the fishbowl girl he chose. So maybe someday I'll try out one of the ladies there.

Even then, if Caesar massage dropped their prices a little they just might see me there more often.

This Week's Best Bar Girl Friendly Bangkok Hotel Specials

This week there are 7 hotels I recommend that are guest friendly in Bangkok. The first 4 are right between Nana and Soi Cowboy, so right in Sukhumvit district. Most of the best deals I found for this week are for high end hotels.

For example the 5 star JW Marriott on Sukhumvit soi 2 currently has a 20% discount. I made a review on the JW on my last post here and saw an uptick on bookings. I really had no idea it was such a popular hotel because all this time I've been recommending Thai run hotels which are not as expensive even though the quality of Thai operated hotels are very good. I wouldn't be surprised that if it might had something to do with the fact that the JW Marriott has no problems with guests bringing 2 ladies to their rooms at the same time...

There are 2 hotels I recommend in the Huay Kwang district and close to a lot of soapy massage parlors. If you're not familiar with Huay Kwang it's a good place to stay in Bangkok. It's not crowded and packed like most places in Sukhumvit. And there are MRT subway stations in Huay Kwang and near the hotels I recommend so there's no problem at all if you want to get to Soi Cowboy, Nana and even Patpong red light district quickly.

Finally 1 hotel I recommend is closer to Patpong and because there's such a big discount it deserves a worthy mention.

Hotel Deals in Sukhumvit District

Deluxe room at JW Marriott

JW Marriott Bangkok as I mentioned before has a 20% discount. Nana Plaza's go go bars are not far off, less than a 3 minute walk.

Lots of hookers on soi 4 so there's plenty of nightlife options to keep you busy.

With the discount and taxes included the cost for a deluxe room is about 5500THB ($179USD). And that's a really good price for a 5 star Western affiliated hotel chain. Not exactly sure when this special is over.

Standard room at City Lodge 9

City Lodge 9 is centered between Nana and Soi Cowboy on Sukhumvit soi 9. The hotel is in decent shape but it's managed by a top hotel chain called the Amari Group.

But I know a lot of guys who like to stay there because the location is so good. You're never too far off from a oil massage parlor or a place to get a beer and pick up Thai hookers. And the Nana BTS station is just a short distance away.

Right now a 24 square meter standard room including breakfast cost 1100THB ($36USD) with taxes. This discount is valid until October, 31 2012.

The Manhattan Hotel on Sukuhumvit soi 15 is also in a good location too. It's closer to Soi Cowboy and a there are Thai prostitutes lingering right on Sukhumvit road. But one of the best pick up joints is around the corner in the basement bar of the Ruamchitt Hotel called Thermae.

This is a decent hotel but since it is a very popular budget hotel in the area it has seen a lot of wear and tear. But it is a big property and properly maintained and the location is what really draws guests.

Right now there is a discount for a standard room and cost about 1450THB ($48USD) with taxes. This special ends on October, 31 2012.

For guys who stay in Bangkok weeks at a time here's a very good special I recommend for President Park Hotel on Sukhumvit soi 24.

There's a stay 7 nights get 30% off per night discount. Anyone familiar with the President Park knows that is a fantastic deal because it's a 4 star hotel.

The rate applies to a standard room which is 36 square meters. And the hotel has a nice swimming pool and a decent fitness center. So with the discounts a room comes out to about 1800THB ($59USD) per night which also includes breakfast.

This deal will last quite awhile so need to rush a reservation.

Hotel Discounts near Huay Kwang Soapy Massage Parlors

The Emeral Hotel in Huay Kwang

The Emerald Hotel is a big 4 star property sitting near a cluster of soapy massage parlors. Emmanuelles, Nataree and Caesars just to name a handful are really close to the Emerald.

The Huay Kwang MRT subway station is a 5 minute walk past the mentioned soapie parlors so you can get to Sukhumvit quickly in about 15 minutes.

With a 20% discount and taxes you can stay in a superior room for about 1900THB ($62USD)

Other than the soapies near the hotel there really isn't much else. Though I have seen quite a few prostitutes standing outside the massage establishments.

Hip Hotel - Highly Recommended!

A little further down from the Emerald is the Hip Hotel. I've made review here just a short while ago and it's still by far one of the best budget hotels in Huay Kwang.

And with the current special rate going on for the hotel I highly recommend staying there because it's such a good value.

For 1500THB ($50USD) you get a 35 square meter room called the Cool Studio with taxes and breakfast included. Though there is no pool or gym and Wi-Fi is not free which really sucks. But either way, if you want a very clean and affordable hotel near soapy massages then the Hip Hotel is tops in my book.

An Excellent Hotel with Big Discounts near Patpong Red Light District

Bedroom at Lebua's Superior Suite

A hotel featured in the movie Hangover 2 called the Lebua at State Tower has a big 50% off discount with breakfast included.

Now I've always recommend staying in a hotel near Nana or Soi Cowboy. But ever so often there are deals for hotels in Bangkok with a guest friendly reputation too good to pass up.

The Lebua is about a 20 minute walk to Patpong's go go bars. I would just take a taxi to Patpong or even to Soi Cowboy and Nana. Wouldn't cost a lot of money especially if you can afford to stay at this hotel.

Right now the 50% off discount applies to their 66 square meter Superior Suite room types which cost about 4500THB ($147USD) per night with taxes and breakfast included. And the Lebua is a 5 star hotel which is why those rates are such a steal. The only catch is this deal is over at the end of this month.